FHM bar room jokes

Tall order

A milkman is making his deliveries and finds a note attached to a customer’s door saying, ‘I need 45 gallons of milk.’ He knocks at the door and a beautiful, dumb blonde answers it. ‘Is this a mistake?’ the milkman asks. ‘No,’ she says. ‘I was watching a talk-show and it said bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac.’ ‘Really?’ replies the milkman. ‘Do you want that pasteurized?’ ‘No, up to my tits will be fine,’ she says.

Get your daily dose of FHM' bar room jokes here