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Monday, January 21, 2008

Valentine's day; text messages to greeting cards

A simple yet sweet text message written on a Valentine's day card can be a smooth scheme to bedazzle your special someone. That is if the message is romantic and not cheesy. Here's some romantic lines from my inbox and the internet.

My favorite:

"There are tulips in the street
there are tulips in the dark

but nothing compares

to our two lips meeting in the dark"

Happy Valentine's

adulation

"When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you"

affection

"Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i don't care at all.but
now i don't know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with you"

never ending

"I'll draw a circle around your name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end"

genuine

"I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you"

liking

"It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me"

admirer

"You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you."

inclination

"First time I saw you, I was scared to touch you. First time I touched you, I was scared to kiss you. First time I kissed you, I was scared to love you. But now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you"

more here and here


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

INCUBUS IN MANILA, 3.9.08


They were here in 2004. They’re back. For another stellar performance set at the Araneta Coliseum.Are you in?
Date/Time:
March 9, 2008 | 8pm

Ticket price:
Patron VIP (101 & 103) (Reserved Seating) ---P4410
Patron (Reserved Seating) ------------P3938
Lower Box (Reserved Seating) ----------P3360
Upper Box A (Reserved Seating) -----------P1995
Upper Box B (Free Seating) ---------------P945
Gen. Admission (Free Seating) ---------P525


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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Kids - What is love?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. Rebecca - age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth. Billy - age 4

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. Karl - age 5

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs. Chrissy - age 6

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. Terri - age 4

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. Danny - age 7

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss. Emily - age 8

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. Nikka - age 6

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday. Noelle - age 7

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well. Tommy - age 6

My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night. Clare - age 6

Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. Elaine-age 5

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. Chris - age 7

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. Mary Ann - age 4

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. Lauren - age 4

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you. Karen - age 7

You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. Jessica - age 8

The final one -- Is from a contest that was held to find the most caring child....

And the winner was a four-year-old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

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10 reasons computers must be Males

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

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Size: 17.78 MB
OS: Windows 95/98/Me/NT/2000/XP/Vista

Pros:
  • * It updates easily and often and can be trusted when set on high and deep scan to keep a home computer virus free.
  • * I like it when a little box pops up to alert you whenever there is a threat so you can address the problem immediately. This is useful if you’re using p2p programs like limewire.
  • * “Boot” scan - Avast offers a "boot time" virus scan of your PC. This allows the antivirus engine to scan all of the files on your hard drive before any other programs
Cons:
  • The media player like interface may look weird to some.

Notes: The first time I ran a search on avast using the boot time scan, it found and cleaned several Trojans that were installed on my PC. Mcafee, my previous antivirus, did not even informed me of these threats. My computer was performing a lot better after the scan.

avast interface

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Avira Antivir - This antivirus is highly rated in comparison with other respectable anti virus softwares. It is top ranked with NOD32 and Kaspersky and is easily configured to offer top rank protection. The built in resident Virus Guard serves to monitor file movements automatically, for example when downloading files from the internet.

Size: 17 MB
OS: Windows 95/98/Me/NT/2000/XP/Vista

Pros:
  • You don't have to register to get it and auto-updates itself all the time.
  • Not only does it eliminates the problems on your PC. But it also gives you a detailed description of the viruses you are getting rid of.
  • It works without conflict when running other antivirus programs

Cons:
  • A window pops up when the program updates or scans, nagging you to get the professional version or their internet security suite. Click OK and it goes away.
  • A bit slow when scanning.

Notes: So far, AntiVir has kept my machine clean.

Avira Antivir interface



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Monday, January 7, 2008

Don’t laugh 2

Here’s part two of the hilarious Japanese game show titled “Don’t Laugh.” For this clip, contestants are shown scenes wherein a japanese fellow is supposed to read a book and count numbers in english . If they laugh they’ll get hit with the candle stick. How far you can get without laughing?



I wouldnt last on this show

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Sad poem

A poem stuck in my head

So long sweet summer,
memories will leave me never.
Long roads await your presence,
take this moment and
blink from existence

into a
world where sad songs play,
where tears run down each day.
A place where
truth hinge on lies,
a place where dreams soar and
die.

Friday, January 4, 2008

FHM bar room jokes



Tall order

A milkman is making his deliveries and finds a note attached to a customer’s door saying, ‘I need 45 gallons of milk.’ He knocks at the door and a beautiful, dumb blonde answers it. ‘Is this a mistake?’ the milkman asks. ‘No,’ she says. ‘I was watching a talk-show and it said bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac.’ ‘Really?’ replies the milkman. ‘Do you want that pasteurized?’ ‘No, up to my tits will be fine,’ she says.

Get your daily dose of FHM' bar room jokes here

Chris Bosh for 2008 All Star break

Funny clip of Toronto Raptor’s forward Chris Bosh campaigning for the 2008 NBA All Star game. He's got my vote


Japanese game show - don't laugh

i doubt you'll make it through the full dance.

SOLAR-SKYCABLE DISPUTE. BTV, JACKTV OUT


Solar Entertainment has announced that it will be pulling out its channels from SkyCable, which includes ETC, 2nd Avenue, Basketball TV, Solar Sports, Crime/Suspense, and Jack TV. This could be a potential turnoff for SkyCable patrons, as Basketball TV airs live NBA games, preferred, particularly, by male patrons.

Happy new year no more! Jan 1st, 2008 marked the death of Basketball tv and Jack tv on SkyCable.

This is so frustrating. Whenever I watch TV, I have this channel surfing ratio of 90% Basketball tv and 10% all the other channels. And now the only channel that airs basketball shows 24/7 is gone. Son of a..

In an attempt to remedy the situation, SkyCable did offer alternatives by providing it’s customers with new channels. Maxxx is a channel geared for the male audience, supplying reality shows, comedy strips and other “guy stuff.” Noticeably inferior to Jack tv. Meanwhile, Velvet is a channel that targets women audiences. It mainly airs celebrity talk shows, gossip news, fashion and the like.

Balls is a detrimental replacement for Btv. It airs golf tournaments, professional football and other sports oblivious to the Filipino male. NBA games? zero.

On the other side of cable tv. Globe Destiny cable has reportedly acquired rights/permission from SOLAR to air Jacktv & Btv. Compared to SkyCable’s monthly rate of P900, Globe destiny cable has a lower monthly rate at P500. I would’t be surprised if many SkyCable subscribers switch cable providers over the next weeks or so. For now, I guess I’m stuck at SkyCable cause I don’t think people here want a cable switch.

Sigh. Byebye Fantasy hoops.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

"Iron" Mike Tyson




On Boxing

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."

"Everyone in boxing probably makes out well except for the fighter. He's the only one that's on Skid Row most of the time; he's the only one that everybody just leaves when he loses his mind. He sometimes goes insane, he sometimes goes on the bottle, because it's a highly intensive pressure sport that allows people to just lose it [their self-control]."

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

Tyson: "It's interesting that you put me in the league with those illustrious fighters [Muhammad Ali, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson], but I've proved since my career I've surpassed them as far my popularity. I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register."

"Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you're going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He'll keep coming because he's tough. Don't get discouraged. That's when the discipline comes in."

"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."

On Tyrell Biggs

Tyson on Tyrell Biggs' complaining to him about low blows "Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"

"He was screaming like my wife."

On Evander Holyfield


“Tastes like chicken” [After biting his ear]

On Lennox Lewis


"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

On His Wife

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

On Fans

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

"I think the average person thinks I'm a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

On His Time in Prison

"You have to understand, Frank Bruno would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. Oliver McCall would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. A lot of these guys would not have been champion. Michael Moorer would not have been champion. Those guys would not have been champion if I had been around. They would have had no legacy. None of those guys would have had a legacy."

"I would have been in shape. I would have been active. Holyfield, those guys wouldn't have been champion when I was around, but I went away for four or five years inactive and that made them competitive for a time."

On His Family

"No one gives a f**k about me. No one cares if my children starve, if they're on welfare. I have to support my children. I need more money."

Mike, on his mother who died in 1982: "I never saw my mother happy with me and proud of me for doing something: She only knew me as being a wild kid running the streets, coming home with new clothes that she knew I didn't pay for. I never got a chance to talk to her or know about her. Professionally, it has no effect, but it's crushing emotionally and personally."

On the Media

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"People [are] going to say what they say. It has to be for a reason. It's just for a reason. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people. I ask this lady a lewd question because I'm in a lot of pain too. I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. And Lewis, I'm trying to give some of that pain to ya'll."

"You gentlemen have no idea what it's like to be myself, no idea what it's like. I'm not interested in being humiliated anymore."

"Sometimes you guys have no pride, so no matter what I say, you guys ... it doesn't affect you because you don't care about nothing but money. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass and stomp on you and put some kind of pain and inflict some of the pain on you because you deserve to feel the pain that I feel."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

On Religion

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a f**king hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."

Stacey McKinley: "He sees a guy beggin' in the street and he gives him a hundred dollars. I'll say, 'Man, y'know the guy's just gonna spend it on crack!' But he says, 'I leave it to Allah to judge him.'"

"I'm a man. I lived it and I'm not afraid to die but when I die I'm going to paradise and I'm not worried."

On Himself

"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn."

"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see."

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"

On His Mental Health


"I don't know if I'm mentally sick, but I have... episodes sometimes. I'm a depressant kind of dude. I have episodes, and I'm human. But no one cares about my health as a human because sometimes I'm in my episodes when I'm at work."

"Well, [contemplating suicide] goes through everyone's mind, I'm sure. And if it doesn't I really must be crazy. Everyone thinks about that because sometimes, you know what I mean, it's just tough being a ni**er and it's tough being a bad ni**er."

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more."

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

On America

"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime."

Miscellaneous Quotes

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."